Your fortune: Attempt to get a new car for your spouse--it'll be a great trade!
Sorry this page is a little sparse, but the site is, as they say "under construction", although aren't all websites constantly under construction?
You should find something to look at if you're interested in building computers, programming Perl/Python, Linux.... Or just interested in Simon John!
The whole site has been coded using standards-compliant CSS, there are no tables or frames for layout, just CSS. If you turn off CSS, or are using Lynx or something, this site will render like a series of lists and paragraphs. The backend is all Perl.
Anyway, click around, enjoy yourself....